Jan 21 2012

House Crush: the “Revenge” Beach House

I love the show Revenge. If you haven’t seen it, it’s a dishy night-time (melo)drama that is actually incredibly well produced, directed, acted and written. I think the difference between Revenge and other soap-dramas that have come and go over the years is that this one knows itself and delivers the right balance of cleverness, camp and enjoyable characters. And Nolan.

I could watch clips of Gabriel Mann’s Nolanisms and the accompanying 800 different smirks and eyerolls all damn day.  Luckily, I’ve just discovered some other like-minded evil genius made an entire tumblr devoted to his expressions. It’s so wonderful.

I digress. What I’m here to talk about today is this beach house…

This is a cast with no shortage of attractive people. And I wasn’t able to grab any great sweeping screenshots of the rooms, but this set actually upstages some of the pretty characters. I see a small detail in the background on the lovely mix of comfy, rustic and vintage furniture, the built-in bookshelves, fireplace or porch swing and it tugs at me.

I just WANT it.

I am happy to say that I do have one small piece of something that lives in the Revenge beach house already. They use my favorite mug in the show!

I’m drinking tea out of that mug right now!


Nov 12 2009

The “Best of…” Lists are Starting Early This Year

And that is because everyone who loves to list is taking some extra time and consideration for their “Best of the Decade” lists.

(I know!  Can that even be correct?  The END of the decade?  Holy Crap!)

The legion of culture geeks over at the Onion, The A.V. Club, has kicked off their decade list-a-thon with a slew of television related lists this week.

I was pleased to several of my favorites included in the A.V. Clubs’ best TV shows of the decade, amongst many that I have not actually seen and know that I should (mainly The Wire and Arrested Development).

These are my favorites on the list and excerpts from the descriptions (which are thoughtful, lengthy and offer great support for each selection as a “best”, btw):

5. Mad Men (AMC, 2007-present)

Matthew Weiner’s series apes films of the period, offering shots held for ages, moments of supreme quiet, and a glacial pace, even as the characters roil with emotions they barely knew how to express. Mad Men is about hanging out in a meticulously recreated bygone world with the handsome rogue Don Draper (played by the great Jon Hamm) and company, but it’s also about using our knowledge against us, and making us realize that the people who lived in the mythical ’60s were real individuals, struggling to comprehend just how thoroughly the world could be upended.

8. Lost (ABC, 2004-present)

Showrunners Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse have presided over a story that’s spanned continents and genres, all while crafting a dense mythology with a human core. Lost is a show about unexpected connections and the search for meaning in our shared cultural arcana. It’s also been a showcase for a sprawling cast of memorable characters, each learning the lesson that if they’re patient enough to wait out the changes, their tragic life stories just might have a happy ending.

15. Veronica Mars (UPN/The CW, 2004-07)

The first season of the Rob Thomas-created Veronica Mars is one of the singular achievements of ‘00s television: a season-long murder mystery that doubles as an inquiry into the class divisions in and around a Southern California high school. The second season upped the ambition level, adding a denser plot that was often hard to follow, but which paid off brilliantly. And then the third season—set at college—aimed for shorter stories and a lighter tone, and suffered significantly from the creative compromise.

(That might be the *best* description of Veronica Mars that I’ve ever read.  That nails the whole series.)

17. Firefly (Fox, 2002-2003)

Like Joss Whedon’s other shows, Firefly sported some serious flaws. And like Whedon’s other shows, it fought to stay on the air long enough to address them. But unlike Whedon’s other shows, Firefly failed, and given how good it was apart from those flaws, it seems churlish now to focus on what could’ve been.
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Instead, let’s stick with what was: a clever, funny, exciting, original outer-space Western with an unforgettable cast of characters and a palpable sense of fun. Whedon assembled what may be his best-ever group of actors, created a compelling (albeit unfinished) fictional universe, and wore his heart on his sleeve in creating one of the best science-fiction shows in a decade crammed with them.

25. Buffy The Vampire Slayer (The WB/UPN, 1997-2003)

Heading into the decade in the middle of its fourth season, Buffy The Vampire Slayer was one of TV’s most acclaimed series, even after it left the high-school setting of its earlier seasons behind.
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In the first few years of the ’00s, though, Buffy and her friends wandered through dreamscapes, battled a god, lost people dear to them, and sang and danced. While more uneven in those seasons than it had been in high school, Joss Whedon’s series would still get at truths about the pain of growing up, the sheer struggle of mere living, and the formation of ad hoc families. And in its willingness to innovate stylistically, the series also proved itself a surprisingly adept chameleon: a ribald comedy one week, a musical the next, and a quiet art film the week after.

Truth be told, I’m not really sure I would have included Buffy in a list from this decade.  I feel that even though some episodes were solidly excellent into the few first years, it’s vastly a series that “belongs” to the 90′s.   However, I really like how they addressed this in their list and focused specifically on the standout episodes of the decade, which admittedly were some of the best of the entire series, even if I prefer the earlier seasons as complete arcs.

As you all know, there is nothing I love more than lists like this.  Making them and reading them.  So stay tuned for all kinds of round-ups as I keep a look out for more and more “Best of” Decade lists that I am sure will be emerging over the next month.

I have considering making my own, but mostly I just agree with others I enjoy reading too much.  And that’s boring.  Maybe I will make a massive “my favorite everything from this decade” list.   This post already covers what would be added to that list from television!


May 25 2009

my abstract math

Problem:

“Who does Matt Berninger of the National remind me of?”

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May 17 2009

on that mysterious eye in the LOST 2010 promo

So, I thought that someone would have done this already, but I couldn’t find it anywhere.   We need a photo comparison to investigate whose eye that is on the LOST final season 2 second promo teaser!

The way eye see it… (what, you didn’t really expect me to get through this without a bad pun, did you?) there are only two possibilities:

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May 7 2009

Two notes re: Gossip Girl

1.  Note to the writers of Gossip Girl.

Lily is a terribly boring character.  You have given me no compelling reason to care about her past, present or future.  I am very annoyed that next week’s episode will depart from the serious lack of storyline this season, in order to flashback and plug your new spinoff.  The secret life of Dirota would make a more compelling series for f*ck’s sake.   Utter and disappointing fail.

Sincerely,

Me

2.  Note to Myself.

Remind me why you waste time watching this sh*t?  I shouldn’t have to give you reasons why this isn’t a good idea, but here’s one… it has you talking to yourself in written form, in public.  If you need some psycho-New York-rich people fluff then go watch The Real Housewives of New York City like everyone else.

Sincerely,

Me

ps.  Go to sleep for f*ck’s sake.  Insomnia makes you comtemplate worthless things and write them down… in public.