ThinkGeek for the April Fools’ Win!
Today ThinkGeek posted a newsletter with links to a whole amazing bevy of fake products (and dear god, I hope the squeez bacon is actually fake and doesn’t exist in some form somewhere). Check out this screencap of my favorite three:

Not since Google gave us the ridiculous brilliance of Gmail Paper (a service in which they print your emails out and send them to you in actual folders), have I so enjoyed a geeky effort on April Fools’ Day.
Do yourself a favor and go read all the descriptions, they are absurd and random and smart and I love them.
I ((heart)) ThinkGeek.
p.s. If those interfacing portal t-shirts did exist, I would so totally buy them and make one of my geeky friends wear them with me. (I’m talking to you, Hally) And I would by the buzzword bracelet thingie for Darcy.






