Jul 8 2008

Pre-Emptive Review: Meet Dave

My friend Matt once said that Murphy’s Law -” if anything can go wrong, it will “- could best be illustrated by the career of Eddie Murphy.

Additional properties: The wrongness multiplies exponentially when he attempts to play more than one character per movie.  Like this one. And this one. And this one. And this one. The wrongness has an inverse ration of offensiveness (skyrockets) to cleverness (reduced to the lowest amusement denominator) when playing overweight characters.

This week, Meet Dave joins the pack.

This is the synopsis:

A crew of miniature aliens operate a spaceship that has a human form. While trying to save their planet, the aliens encounter a new problem, as their ship becomes smitten with an Earth woman.

Need I say more?

Oh wait… yes… I do need to say more and it’s this:

Marc Blucas is in this film.

Which means I might need to watch it to mock it.  That’s all.

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Jul 8 2008

Today’s xkcd

It makes me happy every single day, but some days are more linkworthy than others.  Like today.

Funny because it’s true.   My brain is really this kind of referential.  Also, make sure to go to the actual page to see the flyover text.  (Always make sure to see the flyover text with xkcd).

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