the list of now

1.  Half-Sour Pickles from Trader Joe’s.  Salty.  Predictable.  Whatevs.  I bought two jars last time and they were gone inside of a week.  It’s an illness.

2.  The Beach.  Today was a nasty, rainy, windy mess or else I would have gone there just to walk and feel better.

3.  Fake fruit.  This is a weird one.  I love real fresh fruit and that has been a craving lately as well.  But for some ungodly reason, I have also been craving the pseudo-refreshing flavors of crap like Watermelon Bubbleyum that I was not allowed to chew in my youth and snuck with my cousins or Skittles or Starburst or popsicles best described by their color, not intended fruit flavor… like the mysterious not-quite-lime green popsicle!   Even a middling not fresh, but not utter crap fake fruit something would do… like Del’s for instance – Holy Hell!  What I would not give for it to be after Memorial Day and therefore, time for the DEL’S right now!

4.  Tattoos.  More of them.  One at a time, probably, although if someone gave me some kind of 5 for one price package deal, I wouldn’t be complaining and I would park my ass in that chair for a couple of days if need be.  I have several planned… I need to get a move on.  More ink.  Now.  Or as soon as possible.  I’m having dreams about this lately.

5.  Nime Chow.  And someone who appreciates Nime Chow to go with me to get Nime Chow.   Anyone?  Anyone?  Kally?  Bueller?