another silly list: If Rita Skeeter wrote for Us Weekly
… the wizarding world would be reading about obnoxiously abbrev-nicknamed folks like:
HarPot
HerGrange
AlDumb
MinMcG
DThom
ShayFin (in obnoxious abbrev’d celeb nicknames, it’s spelled how it sounds!)
NevLong
LuLuv
ChoChang. (Oh wait…)
CDig
DrayMal
PanPark
VicKrum
FleuDel
SirBlack
RemLoop
D-Umb
CoFudge
BTrix
GwynJo (you know, captain of the HoHarps.)
ParPat + PadPat
RoVane
MoMyrt
MadMoo or AlaMoo (I can’t decide)
KingShack
BlaZam
C2Mac
DungFletch
my favorite-favorites:
RoWeaz
GinWeaz
FreWeaz + GeoWheaz
Mama MoWeaz
ArtWeaz
Sometimes BWheaz and CharWeaz
and I guess also PerdoucheWeaz (although no one cares)
Couples in the headlines:
Luponks
Harny
Romione
Chodric (sad!)
Hermictor
Molthur
Lucissa
the wedding of Bleur
the tragic almost Dumblewald (oh yeah, I went there.)
and of course, persistent rumors of SirRemus
I am having WAY too much fun coming up with these. Funny. I’ve always hated this obnoxiously abbreviated nickname fad, until I was the one making them up.
